Funky Cold Medina
Marvin Bruce Young, Matt Dike, Michael Lawrence Ross
Alright, dig it
Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L-o-see?
The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar
Havin' drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Medina"
Funky Cold Medina
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin'?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal
I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink," I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it"
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
You know, ain't no plans with a man
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
Ya know?
Break it down
Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on "The Love Connection"
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein' ya"
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina
Ya know what I'm sayin'
That Medina's a monster, y'all
Funky Cold Medina
Alright, dig it
Está bien, entiéndelo
Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action
Enfriándome en un bar, y estoy buscando algo de acción
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
Pero como dijo Mike Jagger, no puedo obtener ninguna satisfacción
The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me
Las chicas están por todas partes, pero ninguna de ellas quiere estar conmigo
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L-o-see?
Mi ropa está fresca y me veo genial, oye, ¿qué pasa con L-o-see?
The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar
Las chicas están todas en el otro extremo del bar
Havin' drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star
Tomando tragos con algún don nadie, cuando saben que yo soy la estrella
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
Así que me levanté y me paseé hasta el otro lado de la cantina
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Medina"
Le pregunté al chico, "¿Por qué eres tan genial?" él dijo, "Funky Cold Medina"
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Este hermano me contó un secreto sobre cómo conseguir más chicas
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
Pon un poco de Medina en tu vaso, y las chicas vendrán muy rápido
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
Es mejor que cualquier alcohol o afrodisíaco
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
Un par de tragos de esta poción de amor, y ella estará en tu regazo
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Así que le di un poco a mi perro cuando empezó a mendigar
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
Luego lamió su tazón y me miró y hizo la cosa salvaje en mi pierna
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
Solía arañarme y morderme, antes era mucho más malo
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina
Pero ahora todos los caniches corren a mi casa por la Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin'?
¿Sabes lo que estoy diciendo?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door
Tengo a todos los perros de mi vecindario derribando mi puerta
I got Spuds McKenzie
Tengo a Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
Alex de Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal
No dejarán a mi perro solo con esa Medina, amigo
I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
Me acerqué a esta chica, ella dijo, "Hola, mi nombre es Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
Pensé que estaría bien ir con un poco de Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink," I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it"
Ella dijo, "Me gustaría una bebida", dije, "Ehm - está bien, iré a buscarla"
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
Luego de un par de tragos ella lamió sus labios, y supe que estaba de acuerdo
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
Así que la llevé a mi casa, y todo salió según lo planeado
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
Pero cuando se desvistió, fue un gran desastre, Sheena era un hombre
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
Así que lo eché, no juego con ningún Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
Debes estar seguro de que la chica es pura para la Funky Cold Medina
You know, ain't no plans with a man
Sabes, no hay planes con un hombre
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
Esto son los 80, y estoy con las chicas
Ya know?
¿Sabes?
Break it down
Desglosalo
Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
De vuelta en la silla, buscando un poco de afecto
I took a shot as a contestant on "The Love Connection"
Participé como concursante en "The Love Connection"
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
El público votó, y sabes que eligieron a un ganador
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
Llevé a mi cita al Hilton para Medina y algo de cena
She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
Ella tomó unas cuantas bebidas, estoy pensando pronto en lo que estaré obteniendo
Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
En cambio, ella comenzó a hablar sobre planes para nuestra boda
I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein' ya"
Dije, "Espera, desacelera, amor, no tan rápido dice, te veré"
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina
Por eso descubrí que no juegas con la Funky Cold Medina
Ya know what I'm sayin'
¿Sabes lo que estoy diciendo?
That Medina's a monster, y'all
Esa Medina es un monstruo, todos
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina
Alright, dig it
Tudo bem, entenda
Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action
Frio relaxando em um bar, e estou procurando por alguma ação
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
Mas como Mike Jagger disse, eu não consigo nenhuma satisfação
The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me
As garotas estão por toda parte, mas nenhuma delas quer ficar comigo
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L-o-see?
Minhas roupas estão frescas e eu estou parecendo def, ei, o que está acontecendo com L-o-see?
The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar
As garotas estão todas se exibindo na outra extremidade do bar
Havin' drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star
Tomando drinks com algum zé ninguém, quando sabem que eu sou a estrela
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
Então eu me levantei e caminhei até o outro lado da cantina
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Medina"
Eu perguntei ao cara, "Por que você é tão legal?" ele disse, "Funky Cold Medina"
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Este irmão me contou um segredo sobre como conseguir mais garotas
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
Coloque um pouco de Medina no seu copo, e as garotas virão bem rápido
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
É melhor do que qualquer álcool ou afrodisíaco
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
Alguns goles desta poção do amor, e ela estará no seu colo
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Então eu dei um pouco para o meu cachorro quando ele começou a implorar
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
Então ele lambeu a tigela e olhou para mim e fez a coisa selvagem na minha perna
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
Ele costumava me arranhar e morder, antes ele era muito mais malvado
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina
Mas agora todos os poodles correm para a minha casa para o Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin'?
Você sabe o que eu estou dizendo?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door
Eu tenho todos os cachorros do meu bairro derrubando minha porta
I got Spuds McKenzie
Eu tenho Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
Alex de Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal
Eles não deixam meu cachorro sozinho com aquela Medina, amigo
I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
Eu me aproximei desta garota, ela disse, "Oi, meu nome é Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
Eu pensei que ela estaria pronta para ir com um pouco de Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink," I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it"
Ela disse, "Eu gostaria de uma bebida", eu disse, "Ehm - ok, eu vou buscar"
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
Então depois de alguns goles ela lambeu os lábios, e eu sabia que ela estava a fim
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
Então eu a levei para minha casa, e tudo correu bem como planejado
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
Mas quando ela se despiu, foi uma grande bagunça, Sheena era um homem
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
Então eu o expulsei, eu não brinco com nenhum Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
Você deve ter certeza de que a garota é pura para o Funky Cold Medina
You know, ain't no plans with a man
Você sabe, não há planos com um homem
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
Esta é a década de 80, e eu estou com as garotas
Ya know?
Você sabe?
Break it down
Quebre isso
Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
De volta à sela, procurando por um pouco de afeto
I took a shot as a contestant on "The Love Connection"
Eu tentei a sorte como um concorrente no "The Love Connection"
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
A audiência votou, e você sabe que eles escolheram um vencedor
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
Eu levei minha acompanhante para o Hilton para Medina e um jantar
She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
Ela tomou algumas bebidas, eu estou pensando logo no que eu vou conseguir
Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
Em vez disso, ela começou a falar sobre planos para nosso casamento
I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein' ya"
Eu disse, "Espere, vá devagar, amor, não tão rápido, eu vou te ver"
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina
É por isso que eu descobri que você não brinca com o Funky Cold Medina
Ya know what I'm sayin'
Você sabe o que eu estou dizendo
That Medina's a monster, y'all
Aquela Medina é um monstro, pessoal
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina
Alright, dig it
D'accord, creuse ça
Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action
Cool au frais dans un bar, et je cherche un peu d'action
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
Mais comme l'a dit Mike Jagger, je ne peux pas être satisfait
The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me
Les filles sont partout, mais aucune d'entre elles ne veut être avec moi
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L-o-see?
Mes fringues sont fraîches et je suis au top, yo, qu'est-ce qui se passe avec L-o-see?
The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar
Les filles sont toutes à l'autre bout du bar
Havin' drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star
Elles prennent des verres avec un mec sans nom, alors qu'elles savent que je suis la star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
Alors je me suis levé et je suis allé de l'autre côté de la cantina
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Medina"
J'ai demandé au gars, "Pourquoi tu es si cool?" il a dit, "Funky Cold Medina"
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Ce frère m'a dit un secret pour avoir plus de poulettes
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
Mets un peu de Medina dans ton verre, et les filles viendront très vite
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
C'est mieux que n'importe quel alcool ou aphrodisiaque
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
Quelques gorgées de cette potion d'amour, et elle sera sur tes genoux
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Alors j'en ai donné à mon chien quand il a commencé à mendier
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
Puis il a léché son bol et il m'a regardé et a fait la chose sauvage sur ma jambe
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
Il avait l'habitude de me griffer et de me mordre, avant il était beaucoup plus méchant
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina
Mais maintenant tous les caniches courent à ma maison pour la Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin'?
Tu sais ce que je veux dire?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door
J'ai tous les chiens de mon quartier qui défoncent ma porte
I got Spuds McKenzie
J'ai Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
Alex de Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal
Ils ne laisseront pas mon chien seul avec cette Medina, pote
I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
Je suis allé voir cette fille, elle a dit, "Salut, mon nom est Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
Je pensais qu'elle serait prête à partir avec un peu de Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink," I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it"
Elle a dit, "J'aimerais un verre", j'ai dit, "Ehm - ok, je vais le chercher"
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
Puis après quelques gorgées elle a léché ses lèvres, et je savais qu'elle était partante
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
Alors je l'ai emmenée chez moi, et tout s'est bien passé comme prévu
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
Mais quand elle s'est déshabillée, c'était un gros bordel, Sheena était un homme
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
Alors je l'ai jeté dehors, je ne joue pas avec un Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
Tu dois être sûr que la fille est pure pour la Funky Cold Medina
You know, ain't no plans with a man
Tu sais, pas de plans avec un homme
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
C'est les années 80, et je suis avec les dames
Ya know?
Tu sais?
Break it down
Casse ça
Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
De retour en selle, à la recherche d'un peu d'affection
I took a shot as a contestant on "The Love Connection"
J'ai tenté ma chance en tant que candidat sur "The Love Connection"
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
Le public a voté, et tu sais qu'ils ont choisi un gagnant
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
J'ai emmené ma date au Hilton pour de la Medina et un dîner
She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
Elle a pris quelques verres, je pense bientôt à ce que je vais obtenir
Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
Au lieu de ça, elle a commencé à parler de nos plans de mariage
I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein' ya"
J'ai dit, "Attends, ralentis, amour, pas si vite dit, je te verrai"
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina
C'est pourquoi j'ai découvert qu'on ne joue pas avec la Funky Cold Medina
Ya know what I'm sayin'
Tu sais ce que je veux dire
That Medina's a monster, y'all
Cette Medina est un monstre, vous tous
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina
Alright, dig it
In Ordnung, grab es
Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action
Cool in einer Bar, und ich suche nach etwas Action
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
Aber wie Mike Jagger sagte, ich kann keine Befriedigung bekommen
The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me
Die Mädchen sind überall, aber keines von ihnen will mit mir zusammen sein
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L-o-see?
Meine Klamotten sind frisch und ich sehe gut aus, yo, was ist los mit L-o-see?
The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar
Die Mädchen sind alle am anderen Ende der Bar
Havin' drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star
Sie trinken mit irgendeinem namenlosen Trottel, obwohl sie wissen, dass ich der Star bin
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
Also stand ich auf und schlenderte zur anderen Seite der Cantina
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Medina"
Ich fragte den Kerl, „Warum bist du so cool?“ er sagte, „Funky Cold Medina“
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Dieser Bruder erzählte mir ein Geheimnis, wie man mehr Mädels bekommt
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
Gib ein wenig Medina in dein Glas, und die Mädchen kommen ganz schnell
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
Es ist besser als jeder Alkohol oder Aphrodisiakum
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
Ein paar Schlucke von diesem Liebestrank, und sie wird auf deinem Schoß sein
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Also gab ich meinem Hund etwas, als er anfing zu betteln
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
Dann leckte er seine Schüssel und sah mich an und machte das wilde Ding an meinem Bein
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
Er pflegte mich zu kratzen und zu beißen, bevor er viel viel gemeiner war
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina
Aber jetzt rennen alle Pudel zu meinem Haus für die Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin'?
Weißt du, was ich meine?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door
Ich habe jeden Hund in meiner Nachbarschaft, der meine Tür einrennt
I got Spuds McKenzie
Ich habe Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
Alex von Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal
Sie lassen meinen Hund nicht allein mit dieser Medina, Kumpel
I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
Ich ging zu diesem Mädchen, sie sagte, „Hallo, mein Name ist Sheena“
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
Ich dachte, sie wäre bereit für ein wenig Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink," I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it"
Sie sagte, „Ich hätte gerne einen Drink“, ich sagte, „Ähm - ok, ich hole ihn“
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
Dann leckte sie nach ein paar Schlucken ihre Lippen, und ich wusste, dass sie dabei war
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
Also nahm ich sie mit zu meiner Wohnung, und alles lief wie geplant
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
Aber als sie sich auszog, war es ein großes Durcheinander, Sheena war ein Mann
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
Also warf ich ihn raus, ich mache keine Spielchen mit einer Oscar Meyer Wurst
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
Du musst sicher sein, dass das Mädchen rein ist für die Funky Cold Medina
You know, ain't no plans with a man
Weißt du, keine Pläne mit einem Mann
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
Das sind die 80er, und ich bin bei den Damen
Ya know?
Weißt du?
Break it down
Zerlege es
Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
Wieder im Sattel, auf der Suche nach ein wenig Zuneigung
I took a shot as a contestant on "The Love Connection"
Ich versuchte mein Glück als Kandidat bei „The Love Connection“
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
Das Publikum stimmte ab, und du weißt, sie wählten einen Gewinner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
Ich nahm mein Date mit ins Hilton für Medina und ein Abendessen
She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
Sie trank ein paar Drinks, ich dachte bald, was ich bekommen würde
Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
Stattdessen fing sie an, über Pläne für unsere Hochzeit zu reden
I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein' ya"
Ich sagte, „Warte, beruhige dich, Liebe, nicht so schnell sagt, ich werde dich sehen“
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina
Deshalb habe ich herausgefunden, dass man nicht mit der Funky Cold Medina spielt
Ya know what I'm sayin'
Weißt du, was ich meine
That Medina's a monster, y'all
Diese Medina ist ein Monster, Leute
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina
Alright, dig it
Va bene, capiscilo
Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action
Freddo rilassante in un bar, e sto cercando un po' di azione
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
Ma come ha detto Mike Jagger, non riesco a trovare soddisfazione
The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me
Le ragazze sono tutte intorno, ma nessuna di loro vuole stare con me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L-o-see?
I miei vestiti sono freschi e sto cercando di essere def, yo, cosa succede con L-o-see?
The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar
Le ragazze stanno tutte facendo il tifo all'altra estremità del bar
Havin' drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star
Bere con qualche sconosciuto, quando sanno che io sono la star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
Così mi sono alzato e ho passeggiato dall'altra parte della cantina
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Medina"
Ho chiesto al ragazzo, "Perché sei così figo?" ha detto, "Funky Cold Medina"
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Questo fratello mi ha raccontato un segreto su come ottenere più ragazze
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
Metti un po' di Medina nel tuo bicchiere, e le ragazze arriveranno molto velocemente
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
È meglio di qualsiasi alcol o afrodisiaco
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
Un paio di sorsi di questa pozione d'amore, e lei sarà sulle tue ginocchia
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Così ne ho dato un po' al mio cane quando ha iniziato a mendicare
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
Poi ha leccato la sua ciotola e mi ha guardato e ha fatto la cosa selvaggia sulla mia gamba
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
Prima mi graffiava e mi mordeva, prima era molto più cattivo
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina
Ma ora tutti i barboncini corrono a casa mia per la Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin'?
Capisci cosa sto dicendo?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door
Ho ogni cane nel mio quartiere che sfonda la mia porta
I got Spuds McKenzie
Ho Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
Alex da Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal
Non lasceranno il mio cane da solo con quella Medina, amico
I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
Mi sono avvicinato a questa ragazza, ha detto, "Ciao, mi chiamo Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
Pensavo che sarebbe stata pronta ad andare con un po' di Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink," I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it"
Ha detto, "Vorrei un drink," ho detto, "Ehm - ok, vado a prenderlo"
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
Poi un paio di sorsi ha leccato freddamente le sue labbra, e sapevo che era con me
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
Così l'ho portata a casa mia, e tutto è andato bene come previsto
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
Ma quando si è spogliata, è stato un gran casino, Sheena era un uomo
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
Così l'ho buttato fuori, non scherzo con nessun Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
Devi essere sicuro che la ragazza sia pura per la Funky Cold Medina
You know, ain't no plans with a man
Sai, non ci sono piani con un uomo
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
Questi sono gli anni '80, e sto con le signore
Ya know?
Lo sai?
Break it down
Spezzalo
Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
Tornato in sella, cercando un po' di affetto
I took a shot as a contestant on "The Love Connection"
Ho provato come concorrente in "The Love Connection"
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
Il pubblico ha votato, e sai che hanno scelto un vincitore
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
Ho portato la mia ragazza all'Hilton per Medina e una cena
She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
Ha bevuto un po', sto pensando presto a cosa avrò
Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
Invece ha iniziato a parlare dei piani per il nostro matrimonio
I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein' ya"
Ho detto, "Aspetta, rallenta, amore, non così in fretta, ti vedrò"
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina
Ecco perché ho scoperto che non si scherza con la Funky Cold Medina
Ya know what I'm sayin'
Sai cosa sto dicendo
That Medina's a monster, y'all
Quella Medina è un mostro, y'all
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina
Alright, dig it
Baiklah, pahami
Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action
Sedang asyik di bar, dan aku mencari sedikit aksi
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
Tapi seperti kata Mike Jagger, aku tidak bisa mendapatkan kepuasan
The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me
Para gadis ada di sekeliling, tapi tidak ada yang mau bersamaku
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L-o-see?
Pakaianku segar dan aku tampak keren, hei, apa kabar dengan L-o-see?
The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar
Para gadis semua berkerumun di ujung bar yang lain
Havin' drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star
Minum dengan seorang pria tanpa nama, padahal mereka tahu aku adalah bintangnya
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
Jadi aku bangkit dan berjalan ke sisi lain dari cantina
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Medina"
Aku bertanya pada pria itu, "Kenapa kamu begitu keren?" dia menjawab, "Funky Cold Medina"
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Seorang saudara memberitahuku rahasia tentang cara mendapatkan lebih banyak cewek
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
Tambahkan sedikit Medina ke dalam gelasmu, dan para gadis akan datang dengan cepat
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
Ini lebih baik daripada alkohol atau afrodisiak
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
Beberapa tegukan dari ramuan cinta ini, dan dia akan berada di pangkuanmu
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Jadi aku memberikan sedikit kepada anjingku ketika dia mulai meminta
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
Kemudian dia menjilat mangkuknya dan menatapku dan melakukan hal liar di kakiku
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
Dia biasanya mencakar dan menggigitku, sebelum dia menjadi lebih jahat
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina
Tapi sekarang semua anjing pudel berlari ke rumahku untuk Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin'?
Kamu tahu apa yang aku maksud?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door
Aku membuat setiap anjing di lingkungan ku mengetuk pintuku
I got Spuds McKenzie
Aku punya Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
Alex dari Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal
Mereka tidak akan meninggalkan anjingku sendirian dengan Medina itu, teman
I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
Aku mendekati seorang gadis, dia berkata, "Hai, namaku Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
Aku pikir dia akan baik-baik saja dengan sedikit Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink," I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it"
Dia berkata, "Aku ingin minum," aku berkata, "Ehm - ok, aku akan mengambilnya"
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
Kemudian beberapa tegukan dia menjilat bibirnya, dan aku tahu dia menyukainya
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
Jadi aku membawanya ke rumahku, dan segalanya berjalan sesuai rencana
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
Tapi ketika dia mulai membuka pakaian, itu adalah kekacauan besar, Sheena adalah seorang pria
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
Jadi aku mengusirnya, aku tidak main-main dengan sosis Oscar Meyer
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
Kamu harus yakin bahwa gadis itu murni untuk Funky Cold Medina
You know, ain't no plans with a man
Kamu tahu, tidak ada rencana dengan seorang pria
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
Ini adalah tahun 80-an, dan aku bersama para wanita
Ya know?
Kamu tahu?
Break it down
Hancurkan
Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
Kembali ke pelana, mencari sedikit kasih sayang
I took a shot as a contestant on "The Love Connection"
Aku mencoba sebagai kontestan di "The Love Connection"
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
Penonton memilih, dan kamu tahu mereka memilih pemenang
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
Aku membawa kencanku ke Hilton untuk Medina dan makan malam
She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
Dia minum beberapa gelas, aku berpikir sebentar lagi apa yang akan aku dapatkan
Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
Sebaliknya dia mulai berbicara tentang rencana untuk pernikahan kita
I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein' ya"
Aku berkata, "Tunggu, pelan-pelan, cinta, tidak terlalu cepat kataku, aku akan melihatmu"
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina
Itulah sebabnya aku menemukan kamu tidak bermain-main dengan Funky Cold Medina
Ya know what I'm sayin'
Kamu tahu apa yang aku maksud
That Medina's a monster, y'all
Medina itu adalah monster, semua orang
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina
Alright, dig it
เอาล่ะ ขุดมันสิ
Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action
กำลังเย็นๆ ที่บาร์ และฉันกำลังมองหาบางอย่างที่จะทำ
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
แต่เหมือนที่ไมค์ แจ็กเกอร์ พูด ฉันไม่สามารถได้ความพึงพอใจ
The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me
สาวๆ อยู่รอบๆ แต่ไม่มีใครอยากมากับฉัน
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L-o-see?
เสื้อผ้าของฉันสดใสและฉันดูดี โย่ มีอะไรขึ้นกับ L-o-see?
The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar
สาวๆ ทั้งหมดกำลังจ้องที่ด้านอื่นของบาร์
Havin' drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star
กำลังดื่มกับคนที่ไม่มีชื่อเมื่อพวกเขารู้ว่าฉันคือดาว
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
ดังนั้นฉันก็ลุกขึ้นและเดินไปที่ด้านอื่นของ cantina
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Medina"
ฉันถามผู้ชายคนนั้น "ทำไมคุณดูดี?" เขาตอบ "Funky Cold Medina"
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
พี่ชายคนนี้บอกฉันความลับเกี่ยวกับวิธีที่จะได้สาวมากขึ้น
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
ใส่ Medina นิดหน่อยในแก้วของคุณ และสาวๆ จะมาเร็วมาก
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
มันดีกว่าแอลกอฮอล์หรือยากระตุ้นเซ็กส์
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
เพียงสิบสองครั้งของน้ำยารักนี้ และเธอจะอยู่บนตักของคุณ
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
ดังนั้นฉันให้สุนัขของฉันบางส่วนเมื่อเขาเริ่มขอ
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
แล้วเขาเลียชามของเขาและมองฉันแล้วทำสิ่งที่ประหลาดบนขาของฉัน
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
เขาเคยข่วนและกัดฉัน ก่อนที่เขาจะดุร้ายมากขึ้น
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina
แต่ตอนนี้สุนัขพูเดิลทั้งหมดวิ่งมาที่บ้านของฉันเพื่อ Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin'?
คุณรู้ว่าฉันกำลังพูดอะไรไหม?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door
ฉันมีสุนัขทุกตัวในย่านของฉันที่พังประตูของฉัน
I got Spuds McKenzie
ฉันมี Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
Alex จาก Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal
พวกเขาไม่ทิ้งสุนัขของฉันเพียงอย่างเดียวกับ Medina นั้น ครับ
I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
ฉันเดินไปหาสาวคนนี้ เธอบอกว่า "สวัสดี ฉันชื่อ Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
ฉันคิดว่าเธอจะดีถ้าไปด้วยกับ Funky Cold Medina นิดหน่อย
She said, "I'd like a drink," I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it"
เธอบอกว่า "ฉันอยากดื่ม" ฉันตอบว่า "เอ่อ - โอเค ฉันจะไปเอามา"
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
แล้วหลังจากสิบสองครั้งเธอเลียริมฝีปากของเธอ และฉันรู้ว่าเธอเข้ามา
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
ดังนั้นฉันพาเธอไปที่บ้านของฉัน และทุกอย่างไปได้ดีตามที่วางแผน
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
แต่เมื่อเธอถอดเสื้อผ้า มันกลายเป็นความยุ่งยาก Sheena คือผู้ชาย
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
ดังนั้นฉันเขาออก ฉันไม่เล่นเล่นกับ Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
คุณต้องแน่ใจว่าสาวนั้นบริสุทธิ์สำหรับ Funky Cold Medina
You know, ain't no plans with a man
คุณรู้ ไม่มีแผนกับผู้ชาย
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
นี่คือยุค 80's และฉันเข้ากับสาวๆ
Ya know?
คุณรู้ไหม?
Break it down
ทำให้มันลง
Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
กลับมาอยู่ในแซดเดิล กำลังมองหาความรักเล็กน้อย
I took a shot as a contestant on "The Love Connection"
ฉันยิงเป็นผู้แข่งขันใน "The Love Connection"
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
ผู้ชมโหวต และคุณรู้ว่าพวกเขาเลือกผู้ชนะ
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
ฉันพาเดทของฉันไปที่ Hilton สำหรับ Medina และอาหารเย็น
She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
เธอดื่มเครื่องดื่มสองสามแก้ว ฉันคิดว่าเร็วๆ นี้ฉันจะได้รับอะไร
Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
แทนที่เธอจะเริ่มพูดเกี่ยวกับแผนการสำหรับการแต่งงานของเรา
I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein' ya"
ฉันบอกว่า "รอสักครู่ ช้าลง รัก ไม่เร็วเกินไป ฉันจะเห็นคุณ"
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina
นั่นเป็นเหตุผลที่ฉันพบว่าคุณไม่ควรเล่นเล่นกับ Funky Cold Medina
Ya know what I'm sayin'
คุณรู้ว่าฉันกำลังพูดอะไรไหม
That Medina's a monster, y'all
Medina นั้นเป็นสัตว์ประหลาด ทุกคน
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina
Alright, dig it
好的，听好了
Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action
在酒吧里冷酷地消磨时光，我在寻找一些刺激
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
但就像迈克·贾格尔说的，我得不到任何满足
The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me
女孩们都在周围，但没有一个想和我在一起
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L-o-see?
我的衣服很新鲜，我看起来很帅，嘿，L-o-see怎么了？
The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar
女孩们都在酒吧的另一头追逐
Havin' drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star
和一个无名小卒喝酒，她们知道我是明星
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
所以我起身走到了酒吧的另一边
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Medina"
我问那个家伙，“你为什么这么飞？”他说，“Funky Cold Medina”
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
这个兄弟告诉我一个秘密，如何得到更多的女孩
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
在你的杯子里放一点Medina，女孩们会很快过来
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
这比任何酒精或春药都要好
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
喝几口这种爱情药水，她就会坐在你的腿上
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
所以我给我的狗喝了一些，当他开始乞求
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
然后他舔了舔碗，看着我，然后在我的腿上做了野生的事情
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
他以前会抓我，咬我，他以前更加凶狠
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina
但现在所有的贵宾犬都跑到我家来找Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin'?
你知道我在说什么吗？
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door
我家附近的每只狗都在敲我的门
I got Spuds McKenzie
我有Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
来自Stroh's的Alex
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal
他们不会让我的狗离开那个Medina，伙计
I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
我走到这个女孩面前，她说，“嗨，我叫Sheena”
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
我以为她会喜欢一点Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink," I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it"
她说，“我想喝一杯，”我说，“嗯 - 好的，我去拿”
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
然后她喝了几口，冷冷地舔了舔嘴唇，我知道她喜欢
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
所以我带她到我的crib，一切都按计划进行
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
但当她脱下衣服时，一切都乱了，Sheena是个男人
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
所以我把他赶出去，我不和Oscar Meyer wiener玩
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
你必须确保女孩是纯洁的，对于Funky Cold Medina
You know, ain't no plans with a man
你知道，没有男人的计划
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
这是80年代，我和女士们在一起
Ya know?
你知道吗？
Break it down
把它分解
Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
回到马鞍，寻找一点感情
I took a shot as a contestant on "The Love Connection"
我作为“The Love Connection”的参赛者尝试了一下
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
观众投票，你知道他们选了一个赢家
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
我带我的约会去希尔顿吃Medina和晚餐
She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
她喝了几杯，我在想我很快会得到什么
Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
相反，她开始谈论我们的婚礼计划
I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein' ya"
我说，“等等，慢下来，爱，不要这么快说，我会再见到你”
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina
这就是为什么我发现你不要和Funky Cold Medina玩
Ya know what I'm sayin'
你知道我在说什么吗
That Medina's a monster, y'all
那个Medina是个怪物，你们都知道
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina