Conservative Christian, Right Wing, Republican, St...

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican,
straight, white, American male.

Gay bashin', black fearin',
poor fightin', tree killin', regioal leaders of sales

Frat housin', keg tappin',
shirt tuckin', back slappin' haters of hippies like me.

Tree huggin', peace lovin',
pot smokin', porn watchin' lazyass hippies like me.

Tree huggin', love makin',
pro choicen, gay weddin', widespread diggin' hippies like me.

Skin color-blinded, conspiracy-minded, protestors of corporate greed,

We who have nothing and most likely will 'till we all
wind up locked up in jails

By conservative Christian,
right wing Republican, straight, white, American males,.

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls, living together in two separate worlds

Following leaders of mountains of shame, looking for someone to blame.

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls, living together in two separate worlds

Following leaders of mountains of shame, looking for someone to blame.

I know who I like to blame:

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican,
straight, white, American males,

Soul savin', flag wavin', Rush lovin',
land pavin' personal friends to the Quayles

Quite diligently workin' so hard to keep the free reins of this Democracy

From tree huggin', peace lovin',
pot smokin', barefootin' folk-singin' hippies like me.

Tree huggin', peace lovin',
pot smokin', porn watchin' lazyass hippies like me.