Walking Sideways

[Verse 1]
Well my tastes aren't highfalutin
I'm down to earth as Isaac Newton
I order my beer chock full of gluten
So man, forget about me
And I've trained two dancing alligators
Raised 'em on duck and Nilla Wafers
Bought 'em each about half an acre
So man, forget about me

[Chorus]
Well I've been walking sideways
Wasting my Texas time
Headed down to Austin
With that good time friend of mine
I've got a live one on the line

[Verse 2]
Well I don't go to church on Sundays
I stay at home watching TV in my undies
The preacher man says that he wants all my money
So man, forget about me
Well I'm not too fond of education
I think that evolution might've skipped a generation
Well I've got what it takes to be the leader of a nation
So man, forget about me

[Chorus]
Well I've been walking sideways
Wasting my Texas time
Headed down to Austin
With that good time friend of mine
I've got a live one on the line

[Bridge]
Well I'm not too smooth with the ladies
Doing my taxes or taking care of babies
Been off the books since the 1980s
So man, forget about me
Well my kids moved out to the city
I ain't seen them since they were itty bitty
I think to myself, "Man ain't it a pity"
"That they forgot about me"

[Chorus]
Well I've been walking sideways
Wasting my Texas time
Headed down to Austin
With that good time friend of mine
I've got a live one on the line