He Went Down to the Water

He went down to the water one day with a pail full of rocks
(Those kids these days never obey their mothers)
I infer that he intended to use them to build something quite large
(Oh!)

He did it all despite a few nasty falls and an encounter with a rattlesnake
(May God protect him)
He chalked up his hands like Banksy, but more of a climber and less of a graffiti artist
(Who?)

A spoonful of Dip Top between his lips
(Northerners)
He looked likе the fat American granola sellеr
(Northerners)
Rollin’ down the bale of hay that killed Mike Edwards
(Northerners)

He began to proceed slowly towards the wall
I didn’t actually think he would do it
What will he do?

He scaled the wall in five seconds or less
(Get down from there)

(I'm here on official business)