Jive Like Jehu

YMD in your face like a mouthpiece
YMD in your face like a mouthpiece, yo

I-I-I-I came to bring the pain to Ardmore and to Wayne
Membrane both in- and unsane
Known to cause rain like the sound of trains
To wash you mosh crews down the drain
Yr wack shit is the bane of my existence
Resistance is futile, my style remains consistent
You see-thru threadbare, blink and you missed it
Keep you gaunt MCs within visible distance
More lines when I write than lines typed by updike
Run mics like conkrite, you hike like white flight, fight - which one of yr crew should get hit?
Gonna have to flip a coin or the hoover/lincoln split
Talk shit and get bit by a locust, focus, Distro's the dopest, yo check the opus
Causing confusion like cop shoot cop
Girl shake yr thing go pop ooo pop pop
Man, can't fuck with the plan
Hot jam, hot damn, got fam, locked slam
Dropped grand on our Econoline van
Catch me live with an all-girl band and
The only thing that's melting in the melting pot is human flesh
And guess who's up next? Cause the way you're rhyming there ain't no surviving
I'm like finding a diamond while dumpster diving

I'm crushing yr brain like I'm Kerry von Erich
Pink skull with the beat, YMD with the lyric
Alpha numeric like a 12th level cleric, hysteric, barbaric but never generic
Genetics make athletics easy for me
No need for cosmetics, I'm such a cutie
Me and my crew, we jive like Jehu
Would you want to go thru kung-fu kicks and karate chops?
Needle drops on a million dead cops
And the record spins round and round, dancing to the punk rock sound
You know we do the skunk just like Sean Ennis and we're flossing MCs like a fucking dentist
So step off, and chill on the soda pop
Put down the snickers and stay out the candy shop
LD and ST driving me crazy
Getting the dance floor awfully hazy
Steamy, dreamy, 1315 south street freeze, bang
I'm off like my boy pre
You know that snake eyes carried an uzi
Distro's desto's enemy. he's hung like roadblock, tell em D

Scoop lady Jaye, yeah, you know my steez
Been on the grind longer than Eric Neis, fuck electroclash, this is electrolux
You can take route 7 to my motherfucking nuts

We're tight like Chuck and Buck but we never made out
Like Louden Swain, we're gonna take you down
Exfoliating with Patrick Bateman
Taking notes on MC amputating

I'll burn you like Chaka, Khan you like Spock, I came to rock the planet like Afrika bambaataa
All up in this rager, major danger
My born against rhymes knock baby Jesus out the manger

Distro and B keep it moving moving
YMD keep it moving moving
Distro and B keep it moving moving
YMD keep it moving moving
Distro and B keep it moving moving
YMD keep it moving moving
Distro and B keep it moving moving
YMD keep it moving moving
Distro and B keep it moving moving
YMD keep it moving moving
Distro and B keep it-