Hats Off to Marriage, Baby

Chip crack a perfect Plaster
Of what a man how big
White as bath soap, yellow fetch rope
Like a me three times as big

Compare your worth to riches
Dick rank your kiss and tells
At others cursing, show no mercy
Go home team, yeah, go to hell

Locked in, self-collapsing, days of
Fruitless, lengthy, cracking
Well I'll fry

Hats off to marriage, baby
Hats off to maiden names
Marked as Mrs. sex not kisses
How long you think you'll fan his flames

When truth comes to shake your trophies
That failed run woods and hide
Live a life cast, take the cleared path
Hold forth at cozy fireside

Paint me, crack me, crawl me
I'm your woman, shave me, ball me
For your pleasure, pleasure, fear cure
Homestead and pleasure, lonesome
Your equal and hurting your namesake and all

Please, please
Just this once, once
Oh please, please
Listen

Paint me, crack me, crawl me
I'm your woman, shave me, ball me
For your pleasure, pleasure, fear cure
Homestead and pleasure, lonesome
Your equal and hurting your namesake and all