Miss Lucy Had a Ducky

Miss Lucy had a ducky, she called him Tiny Tim
She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim
He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap
He tried to eat the bathtub, but it wouldn't fit down his throat!
Miss Lucy called the doctor, Miss Lucy called the nurse
Miss Lucy called the lady with the polka-dotted purse
In walked the doctor, in walked the nurse
In walked the lady with the polka-dotted purse
"It's mumps" said the doctor, "Measles!" said the nurse
"Nothing!" said the lady with the polka-dotted purse
Miss Lucy thanked the doctor, Miss Lucy thanked the nurse
Miss Lucy thanked the lady with the polka-dotted purse
Out walked the doctor, out walked the nurse
Out walked the lady with the polka-dotted purse
The polka-dotted purse!