I Am a Fine Musician
I am a fine musician
I practice every day
People come from miles around
Just to hear me play
What do you play?
I play the drums
Drums, drums, rum-a-tum-tum
Rat-a-tat-tat, rum-a-tum-tum
Drums, drums, rum-a-tum-tum
Rum-a-tum-tum, tum-tum
He is a fine musician
He practices every day
People come from miles around
Just to hear him play
What does he play?
He plays the banjo
Plink, plink, plinkety-plonk
Plinkety-plonk, plinkety-plonk
Plink, plink, plinkety-plonk
Plinkety-plonk, plonk-plonk
He is a fine musician
He practices every day
People come from miles around
Just to hear him play
What does he play?
He plays piano
Tinkly-tinkly, tinkly-doo
Tinkly-doo, tinkly-doo
Tinkly-tinkly, tinkly-doo
Tinkly-doo, doo-doo
He is a fine musician
He practices every day
People come from miles around
Just to hear him play
What does he play?
He plays the cowbell
Clank, clank, clank-clank-clank
Clank, clank, clank-clank-clank
Clank, clank, clank-clank-clank
Clank, clank, clank-clank
He is a fine musician
He practices every day
People come from miles around
Just to hear him play
What does he play?
He plays the bagpipes
Whee, whee, whee-whee-whee
Whee-whee-whee, whee-whee-whee
Whee, whee, whee-whee-whee
Whee, whee-whee-whee
He is a fine musician
He practices every day
People come from miles around
Just to hear him play
What does he play?
He plays the didgeridoo
Didge, didge, didgeridoo
Didgeridoo, didgeridoo
Didge, didge, didgeridoo
Didgeridoo, doo-doo
We all are fine musicians
We practice every day
People come from miles around
Just to hear us play
What do we play?
We play the drums
The banjo, piano
The cowbell, the bagpipes
The didgeridoo
Hey!