Kerplunk!

Fancy meeting you here at a moment like this because this is where we came the day before you decided to throw me into the abyss, ah
It’s nice of you to enquire, yes, I’m doing okay and I could go on but I won’t bore you
I’d much rather hear about your disarray, ah

Because now we are the same and you can see what I became

And I couldn’t be more delighted but the less said, the better, I guess
You’rе not quite as excited as you wеre a month ago
And I’m sorry he’s not the treasure that you thought you’d found but, never the less, you can’t begrudge me my pleasure if I say “I told you so”

So, tell me, what did he do to make you so upset?
Well, you do know that’s exactly what you did to me, too
Oh, how soon they forget, ah
And all the nagging self-doubt is, kind of, what I’d expect from someone else but certainly not you
You’ve finally learnt that you’re not always correct, ah

Because now we are the same and you can see what I became

And I couldn’t be more delighted but the less said, the better, I guess
You’re not quite as excited as you were a month ago
And I’m sorry he’s not the treasure that you thought you’d found but, never the less, you can’t begrudge me my pleasure if I say “I told you so”

Now, we are the same
Now, you can see what I became
Now, we are the same
Now, you can see what I became