The Day Before Yesterday’s Man

[Verse 1]
Jesus, I'm freakin'
I've had such a weekend
I think I must be turning to God
My girlfriend just dumped me
And headed for the country
For a boy who wears white socks

I wish the pavements were burning
And summer was coming around
Instead I'm virtually freezing
And working on this poor little song

[Chorus]
'Cause when the shit hits the fan
You know I've always been an also ran
Please, please understand
Yes, I'm the day before yesterday's man
The day before yesterday
The day before yesterday

[Verse 3]
My palms are sweating
I'm trying hard forgetting
The things that I didn't even say
There's nothing on the box
And I'm getting desperate thoughts
That I just can't keep at bay

I wish the tables were turning
And something was coming along
Instead I'm virtually freaking
Everything is going so wrong

[Chorus]
'Cause when the shit hits the fan
You know I've always been an also ran
Please, please understand
Yes, I'm the day before yesterday's man
The day before yesterday
The day before yesterday
The day before yesterday
The day before yesterday
The day before yesterday
The day before yesterday

[Verse 1]
Jesus, I'm freakin'
I've had such a weekend
I think I must be turning to dust

[Outro]
The day before yesterday
The day before yesterday
The day before yesterday
The day before yesterday
The day before yesterday
The day before yesterday