Young Dumb And Into Iron Maiden
Joe Queer
You had a little mullet
Didn't know that it was dumb
By the age of eight, you weighed one hundred fifty-one
Didn't know your ass from a hole in the ground
You certainly resembled a roly-poly little clown
'Til the age of twenty, you never saw a tit
Girls walked right on by you
They weren't having none of it
Eating like a hog and smoking lots of pot
Looking to the mirror and thinking, "Gee, I'm really hot"
Young dumb and into Iron Maiden
(Hey!)
Young dumb and into Iron Maiden
(Hey!)
Young dumb and into Iron Maiden, yeah
Oh oh
Young dumb and into Iron Maiden
(Hey!)
Young dumb and into Iron Maiden
(Hey!)
Young dumb and into Iron Maiden, yeah
Oh oh yеah
Oh oh yeah
Oh oh yeah