Ursula Finally Has Tits

Ursula Finally has Tits
When I first saw her, gee I liked that girl
Even before her first pubic hair would curl
Then old Hubey said: Hey, dude check this out
Man, that 13-year-old punk rocker's chest started to sprout!
And we all love her, Ursula
We all love her
Our attention's undivided
Dammit we're excited!

'Cause Ursula finally has tits- Alright
Ursula finally has tits, otta sight
Ursula finally has tits, now she's cool
Ursula finally has tits, check it out dude
Ursula finally has tits

She went to the drugstore and I saw what she bought
Maxi-pads, tampons, and a training bra
Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes
I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest
And we all love her, Ursula
We all love her, Ursula
Our attention's undivided
Dammit we're excited!
'Cause Ursula finally has tits