This SUCKS

This SUCKS

I wake up today
Ready to play
My favorite game
I’m gonna gets lots of fame
I see there’s an update
So I wait a little bit
For it to load
It’s almost done I’m gonna go knit
I open the app
Something is off
It looks like a trap
I violently cough
I pressed endless mode
And it was like 1 fps
This new update Is such a mess

I try to change the frame rate
But it was as helpful as a one foot gate
I change the game sensitivity
It just gives me more negativity
I play another round
With the game music sound
I notice the settings I changed were the same
I now really hate this game
I try to change it again
If this doesn’t work I’m gonna stab someone with a pen

I get off of endless and go to the level mode
I’m on level 501 and that’s a load
Of levels I’ve beaten
Of levels I’ve eaten
I the frame rate is still so low
How do I change it? I don’t know!
I restart the game to see if it works
But it gave me no perks
The update said “bug fixes”
What kind of bug fix was this
I guess I’ll wait for another update
For this game that I now hate