Ode2x

[Verse 1:]
Don't you just hate it
When the girl you just started dating
Seems perfectly normal
Normal house, normal family, normal siblings
But then one day she goes all crazy on you
Makes you unfollow all your friends
And makes you dress up
And go to the Star Trek convention

[Pre-Chorus:]
That's why I have a bomb strapped to my chest

[Chorus:]
Who likes Star Trek?
Who the hell is Spock?

[Verse 2:]
Don't you hate it
When you got this ungrateful girl from Idaho
And you're trying to take her on a nice date to Tampa
But all she wants to do is sit there
And be on her phone
Like What are you doing?
Who you texting?
Wait are you playing
Where's my water?

[Pre-Chorus:]
That's why I have a bomb strapped to my chest

[Chorus:]
Who still plays that game?
The Mickey Mouse version was better

[Verse 3:]
And we just hate it
When all these girls are like
Oh my god, are you talking to other girls?
Are you looking at other girls?
Like dude
You're the one who cheated on us

[Pre-Chorus:]
That's why I have a bomb strapped to my chest

[Outro:]
Screaming
More Screaming

[Guitar Solo]