Black M.F. In The House

Hey yo, what up man?
How much it cost 2 get in this motherf**ker?
What the... U people can't come in here
What U talkin' about man?
This is not the place 4 U
Shit, all I wanna do is use your telephone (Turn all that f**king shit off)
(Hey, hold on U, U just... hell, U just go now! Let go of me!)
Why U white motherf**kin' peckerwood, U redneck son-of-bitch!
(That f**king nigga - get out!)
I'll kick your motherf**kin' ass! (Hold back!)

Here we go

If U ain't got no money, U can't taste mine
Man, he got 2 be crazy

Yo, what's this motherf**ker talkin about G?
Yo Tone, I don't know
Cold grab the mic and just wreck some shit!

(Come on y'all) {sample repeats in song}

U got a black motherf**ker in the house on the 1 and 2
Some who don't like the language, I say "Yo, f**k U!"
'cause this a record and I'm irate
And as a matter of fact, let's set the motherf**kin' record straight
Some of U can't stand the way I bring it
And can't stand the way a black motherf**ker swings it
Check this out G
If U never stereotyped it, the stereotype would never be, ho!

But 4 now, U got some black motherf**kers in the house
(What up, loc?) (Oh my God!)
Yeah, U got some black motherf**kers in the house
(What up, loc?) (Oh my God!)

Don't U hate it when a jig is in the house? (Yep)
He ain't been in the club 5 minutes
'Fore 6 or 7 cuss words flyin' out his mouth (F**k U)
Hand all on his erection
Makin' rude gestures in your girl's direction
Don't U hate it when they get up and dance?
U don't watch Soul Train, U ain't got a chance
What the hell they got 2 come here 4? (Hell, I don't know Cliff)

Next time we need a big white sign at the door that says
"No black motherf**kers in the house" (Yep, that'll do it)
Get the hell out of here
No black motherf**kers in the house
(Common ho) (Oh my God!)

Yeehaw!
Best place 4 a coon's in the tree (Yep, get a rope)
Yeah

I don't know Charlotte, that big one's kinda cute (Black, black)
Why he could stir my lemonade any day
(Black motherf**kers in the house)

Ah, here he comes again

Now I'm hyped and I'm vexed, streamin' 2 set it off

It's time we saw U with the N.P.G., the refs get off
I mean we come off, I believe it's 'cause of the shit we tossed
I'm thinkin' about the redneck motherf**ker who thinks he's the boss
Who's the dudes that let loose the vibe?
Yo, and labeled me just another chicken-eatin' nigga in the tribe
4 a man with no tribe is a man with no family
Dumb motherf**ker, understand me?

What did U say? Billy Bob, go get my pistol (Mm-hmm)
U got some black motherf**kers in the house
(What up, loc?) (Oh my God!)
I'll cut your ass
Yeah, U got some black motherf**kers in the house
(Get up, loc) (Oh my God!)

{repeat phrase 3 times}
Black, black {x3}
Black motherf**kers in the house

Hey, let go of my arm
Nigga, what's wrong with U?
Uh oh
Where U taking me?
Shut up
Ooh, is that your car?
U know it

Cliff, U gotta do something
Damn, this shit is boring
Why don't U boots do a solo or something? U...
Hey boy, U gonna play the piano or just bang on it?
(Black, black, black motherf**kers in the house)
About time, hell
(Black, black, black motherf**kers in the house)
Cliff, that boy on that piano kinda good
He's alright, it's that big one I got a problem with
Billy Bob, get my pistol, shit
And he got a real pretty mouth
Now watch

Yo, U got the black motherf**kers in the house (What up, loc?)
See, that's what I'm talkin about, he...
He oughta keep his place (He oughta keep his place)
Sho'nuff some black motherf**kers in the house (What up, loc?)

Alright, where is he?
Floyd, what in the sam hill did happen 2 U?
[Cut them niggas in a ... ] (I kinda like that part)
Ha, ha, ha

Can I tell U one thing I do not like?
Give a f**k what U like! (I'll do him, Cliff)
I do not... boy, don't U holler at me, I hate that
Casey trippin', boy in the house
Hey
I don't like my...
Come here boy
I don't like crackers in my soup
Don't U know I will cut your ass 3 ways: long, deep and constantly!

Come on y'all
Stop racism now!