Hello Kitty Menendez

Hello Kitty Menendez
Oh, what a summer we had
I'm struggling through, but when I think of you
Things don't seem so bad

I'm glad you're there to befriend us
When things go from bad to worse
We're all getting chewed up, our lives are all screwed up
But not as screwed up as yours

And the people will say what the people will say
In this age of neglect and abuse
But each passing day can be bigger, better, brighter than ever
Now that we have the Menendez excuse

And though your case may soon be replaced
By the Michael Jackson trial
(Michael Jackson pedophile trial)
You've got Wessonality
Celebrity panache and style

And whether you have been abused
As or by a child
There'll be non compos mentis-es
For all those Menendezes
And Menendezes' apprentices
And doctors and dentist-es

So hello Kitty Menendez
Wherever you may be
I know you'll be watching over me
And I'll be watching Court TV

You'll be watching over me
And I'll be watching
I'll be watching Court TV