Mr. Mistletoe
Stephin Merritt
[Verse 1]
I walk alone around the town
I used to walk with you
I watch the lonely snow come down
Down Seventh Avenue
Now dreadful decorations deck the air
And mistletoe is hanging everywhere
But you no longer care
[Chorus]
Oh, Mr. Mistletoe
Hanging above
Please go away
I've got no one to love
Oh Mr. Mistletoe
Wither and die
You useless weed
For no one have I
Oh, Mr. Mistletoe
How very rude
Couldn't you tell
I'm not in the mood?
[Post-Chorus x2]
Oh, Mr. Mistletoe
Go find your tree
Didn't you know?
There's no Christmas for me
Oh, Mr. Mistletoe
Go find your tree
Didn't you know?
There's no Christmas for me