Maximus
ANDY SAMBERG, AKIVA SCHAFFER, JORMA TACCONE
Oh, Maximus
You are the best of us
Oh, my Maximus
Oh, I will never let you go
Do you remember
We dressed like Ninja Turtles on Halloween?
Then they put you on their firing line and shot you down
Your bloodstains the pages of the magazine
I miss you, my old friend
You took a little doo-doo in my hand
And now all I do is cry, cry, cry
Cry, cry, cry
You were my best friend
I love you Maximus
Why'd you leave me?
I'm so alone
I'm so alone
Tell the fields of Elysium, my friend
I love you