Has Anybody Seen My Dongle?

Now ladies and gentlemen of Great Britain
There's a question I've been meaning to raise
It's a somewhat delicate matter
I must be careful how this is praised
I whipped something out of me trousers just before
You might not have seen a thing
But I'm in a spot of bother now
Which is why I have to sing…

Has anybody seen my dongle?
Has anybody seen my stick?
There's nowhere to hide it
Let's describe it
It's not that long and it's not that thick
I'd forget my head if it weren't screwed on
That's why I wrotе this song
I'll tell you where it's not
In thе USB slot
Has anybody seen my dong… (gle)

I whipped it out for the girls in the office last week
Oh they just couldn't believe their eyes
They said it looked grand as I held it in me hand
And they were very impressed by its size
But now they all frown coz I went and put it down
I'm so upset, I think I might sob
I asked the lads in IT if they'd look for it for me
But the beggars said I'd have to log a job

I feel powerless without it
I just want to shout it
And that is why I have to sing again, oh

Has anybody seen my dongle?
Has anybody seen my stick?
There's nowhere to hide it
Let's describe it
It's not that long and it's not that thick
I'd forget my head if it weren't screwed on
That's why I wrote this song
I'll tell you where it's not
In the USB slot
Has anybody seen my dong… (gle)