Fat Man

There was a fat man
That wasn't worried
'Bout his condition
'Cause he wasn't married
Till one day he met a woman
That he liked from head to toe
So then he stopped all
All of the drinking
All of the smoking
But then he bothered
Arroun' in town
Visiting the bar beer
Well she loved him
But she dropped him

Lo(oo oh oo oh oh oo oh)nely
Christmas brother
Lo oo oh oo oh oh oo oh

Now that I'm sober
She dont want me back
Now that it's over
She dont give a crap

Well then a fat man
He bought a batman
For his little nephew
But he didn't like it
He shouted
Drop in the crop
On a little pot town
A little fot town
So then a fat man

He got excited
He starting shouting
Through the walkie talkie
Arroun' in town
Well then he got fired
'Cause he was smelling up the taxi

Lo(oo oh oo oh...

Now that I'm sober
She don't want me back
Now that it's over
I'm loosin'my track
Now thats it's over
I'm loosin' my track
Now that it's over
She dont give a crap

I don't belong to some drunky
I did no wrong please come lady
You got me wrong I'm not your honey
What have I done someone help me

Lo(oo oh oo...

Now that I'm...
She don't want me back
Now that it's over
I'm loosin' my track...