That’s Not a Knife

The size of my knife
Pales in comparison to my donger
Double zed
I’ll take the blade to your knackers

Dirty bastards come for me
I’ll leave your body floating in bondi cigar
And put you in my billy over campfire

Shark attacks and fits of rage
Killer instinct on the murders stage
Even with bull dust in my eyes

Aussie avenger
Put you in my blender
Aussie avenger
Tan your hide for my leather

Dirty bastards come for me
But don’t interrupt my brekkie

Shark attacks and fits of rage
Killеr instinct on the murders stage
Evеn with bull dust in my eyes

Aussie avenger
Put you in my blender
Aussie avenger
Tan your hide for my leather

Facts find fiction falsely flagging foreign factions for fetid fact
Facts find fiction falsely flagging foreign factions

Australia
Greatest nation on Earth
Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, and Perth

Australia
Greatest nation on Earth
Adelaide, Cairns, Darwin, Canberra
“G’day mate” since birth