Mr. Dumpling

Walking into the room, oh here we go again
Getting our asses getting kicked, there go my Depends
Best hair in show, short in front, party in back
Sex appeal of his sack

Have no fear, Muscles and beard
Have no fear, Muscles and beard
We have no fear, Muscles and beard
We have no fear
Chuck’s here
Muscles and beard
Chuck’s here
Muscles and beard

Anger is his craft and party is his game
Once killed a guy because his hair was super lame
Champion of my heart, my soul, my balls, my mind
Sex appeal redefined

Have no fear, Muscles and beard
Have no fear, Muscles and beard
We have no fear, Muscles and beard
We have no fear
Chuck’s here
Muscles and beard
Chuck’s here
Muscles and beard

Reddest of hair, nothing less than debonair
Ending your life is a simple kick, a kick and punch affair

Eat chow mein
Eat chow mein
Eat chow mein

Eat chow mein
Eat chow mein

Do you
Want to
Be
Awesome?

Do you
Want to
Breathe?