Camp Hope

Our Camp Hope
Might of Thor
A workout trope
Wipe up our floors
He’s Tony Perkins
Sad Infomercial
Upon us kids lurking
Highly controversial

Once upon a midnight dreary
While I pondered, weak and weary
Lars came rapping
Rapping at my chamber door
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more”

Our Camp Hope
Might of Thor
A workout trope
Wipe up our floors
He’s Tony Perkins
Sad Infomercial

Once upon a midnight dreary
While I pondered, weak and weary
Lars came rapping
Rapping at my chamber door
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more”