Captain Kid
The officer will check his watch to find
One puzzle piece to all the missing time
Well, what was supposed to go down tonight
Would have tasted sweet
Poison your palate and dine on flesh, it's fresh
Oh, captain kid reads children's magazines
And captain kid unloads his magazine
Into the backs of weaker enemies
With their crooked teeth, crooked philosophies
But please don't pray for peace, 'cause that might tank our economy
Because we need things and we need things cheap
So keep it up then, captain kid, I won't lose sleep
All parties drowned inside a border town, it was an act of God
And you say God, it must be, must be so proud