stay gold, mikeyboy
[Verse 1]
At the table in the corner
Sits a man beside himself
Wondering how he got here
And if it's worth it in the end
The diamond calls
Haunting every waking hour of his life
Ever since he took that step to become
A credit to the team
But he knows it's all gone
Even though his glove still fits so well
This Blaseball fantasy
Has it always just been a dream?
[Chorus]
Stay gold, Mikeyboy
You left a cleatprint in our hearts
Stay gold, Mikeyboy
You deserve a retirеment arc
[Verse 2]
He crossed thе void, brought Jaylen back
And he just knew he had to leave
He went where no-one went before
And shamed the gods right off their throne
Our shameful pitcher became our savior
And now he deserves to rest
No more peanuts, no more birds
[Bridge]
He's finally home
He's finally home
[Chorus]
Stay gold, Mikeyboy
You left a cleatprint in our hearts
Stay gold, Mikeyboy
You deserve a retirement arc