​rejoice

[Verse 1]
My kicks got nicked in Charleston
Got spat on in Halifax
Lost the jacket that protects me
From rogue umpire attacks
And though I'm deep in debt like Jaylen
I can’t bet a single coin
'Cause on the first day of the season, we rejoice

[Verse 2]
Well, my truck broke down in Moab
By the Hellmouth's gaping Maw
So I hitchhiked down to Hades
To punch God in the jaw
'Cause someday that nut will come down
To shell me and the boys
But until that reckoning, we’ll rejoice

[Chorus]
Yeah, we'll rejoice
We'll rеjoice
'Cause to be honеst, we don’t really have a choice
Oh, tomorrow, we can gamble
Till the whole plane is destroyed
But on the first day of the season, we rejoice

[Verse 3]
Well, so often times are tragic
When it comes to ol' blaseball
From the Shelled One’s Pod betrayals
To the deaths of Monreal

[Bridge]
And Massey and Jenna and Olive and Nora
And Murphy and Lars and Sosa and Greatness
And Famous and Meritt and Zi and Jessi
And Hurley and Dracaena and Aldon and Cedric
And Rhys and Bennett and Bryanayah and Juan
And Barnes and Passon and Miguel and Chorby
And Kath and Kennedy and Meadows and Ogden
And Sebastian and Atlas and Tyler and Tiana
And Jorge and Matteo and Sam and Shaquille
And Blankenship, Santana and Rangel and Sunshine
And Derrick and Rubberman and Langley and Landry
And Steakknife and Stevenson and Ingram and Matheo
And Duende and England and Morrow and Turquoise
And Internet and Bookbaby and Lotus and Randall
And Mickey and Wesley and Moody and Elijah
And Scorpler and Kiki and Antonio and Dominic
Murray and Telephone and Yazmin and Frasier
And Workman and Wheeler and Hobbs and José
And Tillman and Jaylen and— wait, okay. I think that’s all of them. One more verse!

[Verse 4]
I got blooddrained down in Dallas
Heard the birdstorm's horrid caw
Got mocked outside of Philly
By a phone singing "Rap God"
Yes, tomorrow brings the darkness
And that awful piercing noise (that no one can explain!)
But on the first day of the season we rejoice
Yeah, on the first day of the season, we rejoice