OLL-E (flesh boy)

[Verse 1]
Oliver Notarobot is a good human man
He couldn't pitch, now he hits it
And he does what he can
First a Moist Talker, he started shining
When he moved to the Crabs
One of their favorites, won the league
And then Seattle's calling back
And he said

[Spoken Interlude: Oliver]
"Hello. It is I, Oliver Notarobot, batter for the Seattle Garages. I love all my fans and blaseball is such a passion to me. I am so glad to be here. Some people say I am a robot though, and that is strange, since I am human"

[Chorus]
Swing, Ollie, swing
Swing until you will bе crowned
Seattle's hitting king
And thеn we win the Internet Series ring
Run, Ollie, run
Run so far and fast
Until you will destroy the sun
'Cause this flesh boy is our favorite one

[Verse 2]
Oliver Notarobot has a blaseball studies degree
And did I tell you he's an advocate
For accessibility?
He hates them CAPTCHAs like no one else
'Cause he really struggles to read
This Notarobot kills fascists
With his built-in drum machine
And he said

[Spoken Interlude: Oliver]
"It's me Ollie again, and I am proud to tell you all that I am an android. Seeing Pitching Machine out there and noticing androids can play blaseball really made me brave enough to tell you all about who I really am. I hope you all accept the the true me"

[Chorus]
Swing, Ollie, swing
Swing until you will be crowned
Seattle's hitting king
Then we win the Internet Series ring
Run, Ollie, run
Run so far and fast
Until you will destroy the sun
'Cause this flesh boy is our favorite one

[Bridge]
I think that something's up
Is Ollie really who we thought he was?

[Chorus]
Swing, Ollie, swing
Swing until you will be crowned
Seattle's hitting king
Then we win the Internet Series ring
Run, Ollie, run
Run so far and fast
Until you will destroy the sun
'Cause this flesh boy is our favorite one

[Outro]
And oh wait, our flesh boy is an android