Hit the Ball Crabs

[Verse 1]
When I was just a little crab my mother always told me
(Away, Hit the ball. Let’s hit the ball, Crabs)
That if I didn't hit the ball the fans they would revoke me
(Away, Hit the ball. Let’s hit the ball, Crabs)

[Chorus]
Away, Hit the ball! We can win this game together
Home, Hit the ball, let’s hit the ball, Crabs
Away, Hit the ball! We'll hope for Sun 2 weather
Home, Hit the ball, let’s carcinize, Crabs

[Verse 2]
Once I was in Baltimore a-working hard and stressing
(Away, Hit the ball. Let’s hit the ball, Crabs)
But now I'm at a Crabs home game an’ voting on the blessings
(Away, Hit the ball. Let’s hit the ball, Crabs)

[Chorus]
Away, Hit the ball! We can win this game together
Home, Hit the ball, let’s hit the ball, Crabs
Away, Hit the ball! We'll hope for Black Hole weather
Home, Hit the ball, let’s carcinize, Crabs

[Verse 3]
I used to munch on stale popcorn, and I got rich and lazy
(Away, Hit the ball. Let’s hit the ball, Crabs)
But now Ol’ B-more’s won the game, this team just drives me crazy
(Away, Hit the ball. Let’s hit the ball, Crabs)

[Chorus]
Away, Hit the ball! We can win this game together
Home, Hit the ball, let’s hit the ball, Crabs
Away, Hit the ball! We'll hope for Sun 2 weather
Home, Hit the ball, let’s carcinize, Crabs

[Verse 4]
I watched the games for many a year in sunshine and in flooding rain
(Away, Hit the ball. Let’s hit the ball, Crabs)
Then I set me sights upon ascension to a new plane
(Away, Hit the ball. Let’s hit the ball, Crabs)

[Chorus]
Away, Hit the ball! We can win this game together
Home, Hit the ball, let’s hit the ball, Crabs
Away, Hit the ball! We'll hope for Black Hole weather
Home, Hit the ball, let’s carcinize, Crabs

[Verse 5]
The Shelled One was the Blaseball God before the revolution
(Away, Hit the ball. Let’s hit the ball, Crabs)
But then the Hall Stars beat the Pods and spoiled its constitution
(Away, Hit the ball. Let’s hit the ball, Crabs)

[Chorus]
Away, Hit the ball! We can win this game together
Home, Hit the ball, let’s hit the ball, Crabs
Away, Hit the ball! We'll hope for Sun 2 weather
Home, Hit the ball, let’s carcinize, Crabs

[Verse 6]
You call yourself a pitcher mate, you cannae throw a fastball
(Away, Hit the ball. Let’s hit the ball, Crabs)
You cannae get a batter out, shut up and play some blaseball
(Away, Hit the ball. Let’s hit the ball, Crabs)

[Chorus]
Away, Hit the ball! We can win this game together
Home, Hit the ball, let’s hit the ball, Crabs
Away, Hit the ball! We'll hope for Black Hole weather
Home, Hit the ball, let’s carcinize, Crabs

[Outro]
Home, Hit the ball...
Home, Hit the ball...
Home, Hit the ball...
Let’s carcinize, Crabs