Reelin’ & Rockin’ #1

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The Frogs
On your radio tonight and forever

Looked at my watch and it was quarter to one
Ah... I cummed

Looked at my watch and it was quarter to two
I said, "What do you use for lubricant, baby? Superglue?"

Looked at my watch and it was quarter to three
I said, "God dammit, bitch, I gotta take a pee!"

Looked at my watch and it was six to four
Twenty five or Terry Kath
Chicago!

Looked at my watch and it was quarter to five
I said, "I don't know what you got down there, bitch
But I'm being eaten alive!"

Looked at my watch and it quarter to six
She said, "Ew! That smells like bratwurst!"
I said, "Well, you smell like tuna fish!"

Looked at my watch and it was quarter to eight
(Seven!)
Whoops!

Looked at my watch and it was nine to ten
Ahh... Here I come again!

Looked at my watch and it was ten to eleven
Fully extended, twelve

Looked at my watch and it was thirteen o'clock
Me and God just watchin' Scotty's cock rock

Looked at my watch and it said fourteen
That's jail-bait, baby!