Two Fat Feet
ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER, MATTHEW FRIEDBERGER
My Easter egg
My western wheel
And a southern snake
I've got a busted breast and a jiggly thigh
A rumpled roast and a ragged eye
A floppy neck and two fat feet
Sneaky cheeks chewin' greasy gums
You got a wing in your snaggle tooth
And you can't knock it back with no eighty proof
You got a wing in your snaggle tooth
And you can't knock it back with no eighty proof