Barmy

Out of England, I dream of its creamery
When I'm there I dwell on Saxony.
In Turkey when I've been due to World War I
Istanbul is the place 'cause of my birthday.

I am barmy
Bleedin' barmy

I got everything
I got everything I want except for hungry
I got everything I want except for money.

I've got the best round set aside for parties
They'll have one when I've gone
In fact, they said so, good one.

I am barmy
Bleedin' barmy

Friends disintegrate within circles of cash
Residue after years of fab genius
Is a pension for the jews
and a medal from the company which I wiped my butt on
and hung on a laburnum tree.

I am barmy
Bleedin' barmy
I am barmy
Bleedin' barmy

Just call me the first
Just call me the first
Just call me the first
Just call me the first
Just call me the first
Just call me the first
Just call me the first
Just call me the first
Just call me the first
Just call me the first

I lay waiting hopefully on sloped grass green
I am barmy, bleedin' barmy

A dramatic verse
A dramatic verse
A dramatic verse

The programs lot
We break into tune
Take and bring a word
Ring a buzzer
Take and bring a word

A dramatic verse