Guess What

Guess what?
We're your parents.
And you're going to come live with us.
And we're going to have a great time.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Guess what?
I already knew that.
I could tell the first time I saw my mother's eyes.
Well, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Alright...

Sorry, see we were just kids then.
We were just kids and we were in trouble,
And we didn't know what to do.
Wait.

So trouble means you're in your twenties,
With plenty of monies to support yourself,
And your mother while she raises your little child.
Wait.