The Ghost

The ghost settled down, with his feet up in the air
Suddenly I felt just like a [????] on the sand[?]
The ghost settled down and he whispered in my ear
How'd you like to see Madonna?
How'd you like to meet Madonna?
How'd you like to be Madonna?
Oh no
I'd rather not

The ghost reappeared and he settled on the bed'
He looked like a normal guy except with a head
The ghost reappeared and he whispered in my ear
How'd you like to see the barber?
How'd you like to meet the barber?
How'd you like to be the barber?
Oh no
I'd rather not

The ghost disappeared and he left without a sound
Suddenly I felt just like a [???] on the sea
The ghost disappeared and he left me with this note
How'd you like to see the doctor?
How'd you like to meet the doctor?
How'd you like to be the doctor?
Oh no
I'd rather not