Waterslide

I got my mat
I'm gonna take a dive
I might get wet
But I'll still be alive
It only cost three bones
To prove my masculinity
But when I'm riding I'm free

I'm on a waterslide
(Oh no)
I'm on the waterslide
(Let's go)
I'm on the waterslide
(Oh no)
Watch me go

I'm in the chute
I'm gonna do the loop
But in the end
I'll wind up in the soup
The last one to finish
Has to pay for every ride
But if I'm last you'll let me slide

Slide on a waterslide
(Oh no)
Slide on the waterslide
(Let's go)
Slide on the waterslide
(Oh no)
Watch me go

[Keyboard lead]

I'm on the waterslide
(Oh no)
I'm on the waterslide
(Let's go)
I'm on the waterslide
(Oh no)
Watch me go

I'm on the waterslide
(Oh no)
I'm on the waterslide
(Let's go)
I'm on the waterslide
(Oh no)
Watch me go

I'm on the waterslide
(Oh no)
Yeah, I'm on the waterslide
(Let's go)
Come on, I'm on the waterslide
(Oh no)
Watch me go

I'm on the waterslide
(Oh no)
Go down backwards on the waterslide
(Let's go)
Lane five on the waterslide
(Oh no)
Watch me go

I'm on the waterslide
(Oh no)
Lane six on the waterslide
(Let's go)
I'm getting wet on the waterslide
(Oh no)
Watch me go

I'm on the waterslide
(Oh no)
Get down on the waterslide
(Let's go)
Yeah, I'm on the waterslide
(Oh no)
Watch me go

I'm on the waterslide
Hi Dad
I'm on the waterslide
Hi Mom...