How Dare You Call This Love?

All I want to do
Is spend a little time with you
But you're so young it's obscene
I'll just keep biding my time
Till you put your little hand in mine
Boy I can't wait for the day when you finally turn sixteen

There are so many rats on a sinking ship
And so much of you
I can't wait
To get to grips
When your halo slips

How dare you call this love
That's what they say
It's an urge you've gotta fight
How dare you call this love
When it flies in the face
Of all that is good and is right

You've got it all
And you're always my first point of call
This is the happiest I've ever been
And I know I should wait,
But you're laying it all out on a plate
And I'm just too fond of you boy
To let the laws of nature intervene

There are so many rats on a sinking ship
And so much of you
I can't wait
To get to grips
When your halo slips

How dare you call this love
That's what they say
It's an urge you've gotta fight
How dare you call this love
When it flies in the face
Of all that is good and is right

How dare you call this love
That's what they say
It's an urge you've gotta fight
How dare you call this love
When it flies in the face
Of all that is good and is right
Yeah!