A Danger to Yourself

Stuck in the arctic 'cause you haven't got a clue
Not short of money, there was nothing else to do
You're posh, you're stupid and you've gotta make your name
But when disaster strikes, there's no one else to blame… 'cause you're a

A danger to yourself
A danger to yourself and no one else
A danger to yourself
Well, you're a danger to yourself

'Cause what's a chap to do when everything's a bore
You're taught that life's a game - you're gonna win for sure
To sail around the world or climb the highest peak?
No, it's the frozen wastes and get lost for a week… 'cause you're a

A danger to yourself
For you're a danger to yourself and no one else
A danger to yourself
You're a danger to yourself

I may be universally challenged
But I gotta make this climb
Hold the front page, baby
'Cause I may be some time

'Cause you're a
A danger to yourself
A danger to yourself and no one else
A danger to yourself
Well, you're a danger to yourself
A danger to yourself
You're bad for your health