ICE RICE AND BEANS FAMILY PT 2 (Skit)

[Flavia]: Hello. Good evening. I'm Flavia. Welcome to Ice Rice and Beans. How can I help you?

[Chuck]: How you doing, how you doing? Ayy, where the lady from the radio commercial that told me to come up here?

[F]: Chef Cuban Link! The people out here wanna talk to you!

[Chef Cuban Link]: [?] I’m busy! I'm a chef!

[C]: Yeah, I feel that, I feel that. Wh- Wh- What do you suggest I order up in this muhfucka?

[F]: Personally, I love the hookah-smoked pernil, and we use that same pork for our Cuban link sandwich

[C]: Word?

[F]: Um, our cash empanada is actually made with 100% ground unemployment checks

[C]: You know wе love a lick

[F]: And it comes with our Bitcoin sauce. (Bitcoin hot saucе?!) And for dessert, um, either the cocaine-dusted flan or the guava and cheese pound cake

[C]: What y'all put in there?

[F]: Pounds

[C]: Well, shiiit, let me get that hookah-smoked pork. Uh, uh, let me get them, uh, let me get them unemployment check, uh, croquette dust. Ayy baby what you want?

[Chuck’s Girl]: Um, I'll take the gold-plated chicken wings and uh, oh yeah, the flan with the cocaine on it

[F]: Okay, well, I'ma put this in for y'all, but I gotta go back into the kitchen and take the [?] off the grill. Y'all didn't park in the parking lot, did you?!