Bony Maronie

I got a girl named Bony Moronie
she´s as skinny as a stick of macaronie.
Oughta see her rock n roll with her blue jeans on
she´s not very fat, just skin and bone.
but I love her, and she loves me
oh how happy now we can be
makin´ love underneath the appletree...

Well I told her mama and her papa too,
just exactly what I wanna do
I wanna get married on a night in June
and rock n roll by the light of the silvery moon
Cause I love her, and she loves me
oh how happy now we can be
makin love undernesth the appletree...

She´s my one and only, she´s my hearts desire
she´s a real upseter she´s a real life wire,
Everybody turns when my baby walks by
she´s something to see, she really catches the eye
That´s why I love her, and she loves me
oh how happy now we can be
makin´ love underneatn the appletree.....