Everyone’s A Jerk But Me

[Verse 1]
It's good you have a pretty face
'Cause lipstick makes my stomach ache
We could float to outer space
Before a bomb destroys this place

[Verse 2]
Well how could you ever be sure
That you won't start a war?
What could they be fighting for?
Perhaps who needs you more

[Chorus]
Well it's not hard to see
That everyone's a jerk but me

[Verse 3]
Well it takes a lot of faith
To do what you do each day
"We'll find a place", they say
And take whatever comes our way

[Bridge]
I think she deserves to know
The whole world's gonna blow
I think she deserves to know
Everything must explode, yeah

[Piano solo]

[Chorus]
Well it's not hard to see
That everyone's a jerk but me
They are