Sign My Snarling Doggy

[Chorus]
Sign my snarling doggy—and do it for me
Sign my snarling doggy—or your knee is his tree
Look—his tail is wagging
Ya see he's really friendly
Sign my snarling doggy
Sign my snarling doggy

[Verse 1]
Rover and I walked up to Mickey Mantle at the autograph fest
Of all the greats who ever played, I was sure I liked him the best
I asked him if he'd sign my glove—he said there was a fee
Well I guess he needs the money—I thought it would be free
Okay, I said I'll pay you sir, but I have just one request
Please inscribe your name right here on Rover's hairy chest

[Chorus]
Sign my snarling doggy—and do it for me
Sign my snarling doggy—or your knee is his tree
Look—his tail is wagging
Ya see he's really friendly
Sign my snarling doggy (Yeah)
Sign my snarling doggy

[Verse 2]
Rover has a lot of teeth in those grinning jaws
Well he's had his shots and his nails are clipped
And we always observe the leash laws
He's really friendly with children, no really
Well I've never seen him act this way before... down boy!
It must be you that makes him tense who makes him lunge and snap
Please sit there very still and let him drool into your lap

[Chorus]
Sign my snarling doggy—and do it for me
Sign my snarling doggy—or your knee is his tree
Look—his tail is wagging
Ya see he's really friendly
Sign my snarling doggy (Whoo)
Sign my snarling doggy

[Bridge]
Hey Mr. Mantle:
How much would you charge to be taught to fetch
To roll over and play dead? (Okay)
Maybe you just need a two by four
Laid upside your head?
'Cause Rover ain't been fed (Yeah, uh uh)

[Interlude]
Alright, Rover, c'mon buddy, let's get outta here. 
Come on, come on, let's go right now. 
Come on boss, over here. 
No, get down off of him. Don't do that. 
No, no, Rover, don't do that. 

[Verse 3]
When ya' walk to first walk softly, be careful with that stick
Keep it out of sight or Rover will do his trick
Just lay the bat down slow, don't act like you're gonna throw
Your pen's run dry—here take my Bic—'cause Rover's ready to lick!

[Chorus]
Sign my snarling doggy—and do it for me
Sign my snarling doggy—or your knee is his tree
Look—his tail is wagging
Ya see he's really friendly
Sign my snarling doggy
Sign my snarling doggy—and do it for me
Sign my snarling doggy—or your knee is his tree
Look—his tail is wagging
Ya see he's really friendly
Sign my snarling doggy (Yeah, ha ha)
Sign my snarling doggy (Whoo!)