The Beatles’ Third Christmas Record

All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though we're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday

Don't forget, Christmas is comin'
Oh, that reminds me
Let's do a Christmas record

Let's do a Christmas record
Yeah, what shall we say?

That's a good idea ad-lib it
We've got to thank everyone
Remember to thank

Thank you've got to thank

You can't ad-lib too much 'cause, you know
We miss

Well, thank you Johnny
It's been a nice to know ya

Gotta thank everyone for all the presents
This year, and ah, oh
For buying the records

Especially the chewed up pieces
Of chewing gum and
The playing cards made out of knickers
On behalf of John and I - George speaking
- I'd like to thank you for
All the Christmas cards and
Presents and birthday
Cards and presents and everything, too
As well

On behalf of George and I
I'd just like to thank
You for the subscription
And all the rest of it thank you

Well, Ringo, what have we done this year?

I see you haven't shaved again

Well, Ringo, what have we done this year?
We've done a lot of things this year, Paul

Yes

Well, we've been away

Yes

And come back

Like last year

Aye, we've had a lot of presents sent
To us for our birthday and Christmas
We'd like to thank everyone
Thank you everyone

We thank you for the presents and the cards

Thank you for the presents

Happy Christmas to you listeners
Where in e ye crae no voo
We belong to edinbody don't you make it new
Oh, we titother Jack MacGregor
Pon his bonnie ho
Hock yer punny Christmas with a
Pound of Irish stew

Thank you, John

Down in the jungle where the old black go
We got some, we got some
Down in the jungle where the old black go
We got some, we got some
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
For the sake of auld lang syne?
For the sake of auld lang syne, my dear?
For the sake of auld lang syne?
For the sake of auld lang syne, my dear?
For the sake of auld lang syne?
One, one, two, three

Well, for the sake of Auld
Lang Syne that reminds me, ringo
Yes last year
You was here

We was here round the same
Old mic same old studio
Same old guitars same old faces

It's the same old song
But a different meaning since

Copyright, Johnny!

Copyright can't say that

Hey, yeah! All right what are we
Gonna do without a copyright, yeah?

How about "We'll gather Lilacs in
An Old Brown Shoe"?

Yeah, yes that has a copyright

Alright, let's play a request

Something Christmassy
For all the boys in BAORE

Yeah, alright

What shall we play for them? 'cause we
Got some fans in the forces, you know

Well, here in Munich
It's not quite as fine as it is in London

Well, Kenneth, the weather's raining here
It's not very good

Well it's not bad over here
But summer, you know
We had a bit of rain and all that

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Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind? China!
Don in Vietnam and Chinatoo
And look at all those bodies Jordan
Floating in the River Jordan

Well, that looks as though it's
About it for the year

Well, that should cover Israel

We've certainly tried our best to, ah

Please everybody

Please everybody if we haven't done what
We could've done we've tried

And if you haven't got yours
Send four pence in and get a free one!

And seeing as
(since?) we're gathered around the Christmas
Microphone here in the studio
We might as well get together with
A little Christmas message for you

Which goes something like this

Like this

Christmas comes but once a year
But when it does, you know it's here
Because we've got a hmm-mm-mm-aam- singing

Christmas comes but once a year
But when it does it brings good cheer
Because we've got the hmm-mm-mm-aam -
For Christmas

Yesterday, doo dah
All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, i believe in Christmas day
(bless you all on Christmas day)

Yesterday, doo dah
All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, i believe in Christmas day
(bless you all on Christmas day)

Christmas day, Christmas day

This year has turned out to be
A big year for us

(Singing) Christmas day

One of our biggest years
Since we can remember

Christmas day

And we can remember a lot
Of big years taketake bugs

Christmas day, Christmas day

And especially those abroad and those
Of you in BOR 2459783 (245 big time 783?)

Christmas day

'Cause (There's?) a lot of us here wanna wish a lot of you there - and the weather's perfectly alright, thank you and, don't forget, the old, the new, some folks blue, some folks green you take no notice of 'em it's an all- white policy in the group

Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away, yeah
Yeah
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
(Now it looks as though)
Oh, bless you all on Christmas day

But once a year

Aye, and when it comes
It brings good cheer so don't

Christmas day
All my troubles seemed so far away

All right fade it there Charley! Take seven!

Okay, put the red lights off!
And this is Johnny Leyton
Just saying "Good night
To yous all and God bless yous"

Alright, well, there, that's got
It done, then, eh? what are we gonna do now?

Has he turned it off? I think he has

Have you turned it off, lad?

Hey, basher!

It's still the same

Turned it off, basher?