Pantomime: Everywhere It’s Christmas

Everywhere, it's Christmas
Everywhere it's song
London, Paris, Rome and New York, Tokyo
Hong Kong oh, everywhere it's Christmas
And I'm off to join the cheer!
Everywhere, it's Christmas
At the end of every year!
Oh, everywhere it's Christmas
At the end of every year!
I said that everywhere it's Christmas
At the end of every year! One more time now!
Everywhere it's Christmas
Orowainya, orowainya, orowainya, ooh
Endomainya, endomainya, endomainya, ooh

Our story opens in Corsica on
The verandah is a
Bearded man in glasses conducting
A small choir
Orowainya, orowainya, orowainya
Yohoo! Yodellaihetee! Yohoo!
Meanwhile, high in the Swiss Alps
Two elderly Scotchmen munch on a rare cheese

Wonderful stuff this, Agnes
Aye, it's wonderful stuff
Hodellaihetee! Yodellaihetee!
I'm standing in the entrance to the
Main tent immediately behind me
The festivities have already begun

Tell me, are you enjoying the wine?
I am indeed your Highness it
Goes well with me
(yeah, very good, very good, ha ha ha!?)
The King seems to be
Enjoying himself tonight!
(You might not have seen him in such
Good focus since the October festival?)

(Alright!?) Is there a doctor
Here? Is there a
Doctor around here? Did anybody see one?
At the same time as this, in the
Captain's mess on board the HMS tremendous
A toast is being proposed to her majesty!
To her majesty!

(Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho!?)

Podgy the bear and Jasper
Were huddled around the
Unlit fire in the centre of the room
"There are no more matches left, Podgy
" said
Jasper "Then buy some, Jasper, old friend
" said Podgy "Make a
List and afterwards we'll
Go to the shop and buy matches and
(buy?) candles and buns" "There's
No more paper to
Write on, Podgy" "No need to worry
Jasper you keep saying to yourself 'matches'
And I'll keep saying 'candles'
Until we reach the shop then we won't
Need to write it down we'll
Remember" "Who'll remember the buns
Podgy?" "We both will, Jasper … Matches
" "Candles" "Matches" "Candles"
"Matches" "Candles"
"Matches" "Candles" "Matches" "Candles"

In the long, dark corridors
Of Felpin Mansions
A door slams and the shadowy figure
Of Count Balder appears the Count is
The eccentric son of Baron Lndsberg
The inventor of the rack
He speaks "Guten Tagen
Meinen Damen und Herren welcome
To Felpin Mansions the butler will show
You to your rooms butler!" "Yes
Sir!" "Show the ladies and
Gentlemen to their rooms"

Come in may I come in?
Come, come in, Count! May I?
Oh, yes, come in
Ah, thank you i was wondering if you knew any
Of the songs from the good 'ol days

Oh, my goodness, yes don't you worry on that
Score i hear the Baron likes, uh
I hear the Baron likes the good old tunes
Yes, I do so do I, Count, so do
I but they're all melodies, aren't they?
No, don't worry i'll play this one do you
Like this one? Listen to this one

Please don't bring your banjo bag
I know where it's been
I wasn't hardly gone a day
When it became the scene
Banjos, banjos, all the time
I can't forget that tune (Singing)
And if I ever see another banjo
I'm going out to buy a big balloon
And if I ever see another banjo
I'm going out to buy a big balloon
And if I ever see another banjo
I'm going out to buy a toy balloon
And if I ever see another banjo
I'm going out to buy a toy balloon
And if I ever see another bloom
I'm going out to buy a toy balloon

Yes, everywhere it's Christmas

(Singing) everywhere, it's Christmas
Everywhere it's song
London, Paris, Rome and New York, Tokyo
Hong Kong oh, everywhere it's Christmas
And I'm off to join the cheer!
Everywhere, it's Christmas
At the end of every year!
Oh, everywhere it's Christmas
At the end of every year!
I said that everywhere it's Christmas
At the end of every year! One more time now!
Everywhere, it's Christmas, at the
End of every year

: (Ha ha ha?) Jolly good (ho-ho?) jolly good