Best Beard Out

Ooo
Ooh yeah

Attention all units
We're in pursuit
A hair suit gentleman
Is on the loose
Anyone who fits his description
Approach with caution and fear
Six foot three
Tall and mean
And he's got a pretty impressive looking beard

Big bushy and brown
Keeps going down and down
He leaves no-one in doubt
He's got the best beard out
It's like a lion's mane
It puts all overs to shame
The women scream the men shout
He's got the best beard out

Can't see his chin
Can't see his mouth
You can just see his beard
And it's the best in town
He's got the best
The best beard out
Hmm, best beard out

Broke out of his cell
And climbed the prison gate
Using a rope they say
Made of the hair on his face
He must be apprehended
Before he dissapears
On the run
Got a gun
Which may be concealed deep within his beard

Big bushy and brown
Keeps going down and down
He leaves no-one in doubt
He's got the best beard out
It's like a lion's mane
It puts all overs to shame
The women scream the men shout
He's got the best beard out

Can't see his mouth
Can't see his chin
You can just see his beard
And it's the best there is
He's got the best
The best beard out

Whoa whoa oh
Whoa whoa oh
Hmm, best beard out
Whoa whoa oh
Whoa whoa oh
He's got the best beard out
Wow

[Guitar Solo]

Whoa whoa oh
Whoa whoa oh
Ooh, best beard out
Whoa whoa oh
Whoa whoa oh
He's got the best beard out
Whoa whoa oh
Whoa whoa oh
Best beard out
Whoa whoa oh
Whoa whoa oh
He's got the best beard out
Whoa whoa oh
Whoa whoa oh
He's got the best beard out
Whoa whoa oh
Whoa whoa oh
Best beard out

Thousands of hairs
All over his face
That beard is so big
That it is visible from space

He's got the best
He's got the best beard out

Best
Beard
Out

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