Where is Walter Fang?!

Best Friend of man. That hairy hand. His funky mumbles you can barely understand. For thirty years he had my back, but disappeared during every pie attack. And then one day, there on the screen, he saw Rock Riddle in a singlet wrestling, He called him out in a letter. Said, "I'm a dog and I could wrestle better." Now he's here. Where is Walter? Where is Walter? Where is Walter Fang? Where is Walter? Where is Walter? Where is Walter Fang? Where is Walter? Where is Walter? Where is Walter Fang? Where is Walter? Where is Walter? Where is Walter Fang? Breaking down the door. Becline the canine. Attack the giant dog! I'm thrown back on the floor. It's so beyond belief. Now it's time to flee, 'cuz I don't like anyone hairier than me. Wooooo - ooh oh! Hardcore gang vocals! Wooooo - oooh oh! Hardcore gang vocals! How you like that? Put on your back. I got some varnish for you, 'cuz you got shellacked. But now he's gone. Where could he be? You live forever in my Soupy memory! CHORUS! Where is Walter? Where is Walter? Where is Walter Fang? Where is Walter? Where is Walter? Where is Walter Fang? Where is Walter? Where is Walter? Where is Walter Fang? Where is Walter? Where is Walter? Where is Walter Fang?