Amino Man

Now you've seen him round the fitness club at night
Pumping those weights like he's running out of time
Gotta bench those reps, gotta burn that fat
He's got a flat top cut and a wicked ponytail in back
And a fanny pack! Ah!!

Yeah, he's Amino Man
Yeah, with an oily tan
Yeah, he's got to prove it to himself
He's changing into something
Yeah, he's Amino Man
Yeah, with the bottle tan
Yeah in the mirror he sees himself
Turning into something else

Now amino man's got a problem with his size
Two part muscle
One part goon
Chemicals help him cut back on the pain
But he got so big he ran out of skin to strain
He popped his brain! Ah!!

Yeah, he's Amino Man
Yeah, with an oily tan
Yeah, he's got to prove it to himself
He's changing into something
Yeah, he's Amino Man
Yeah, with the bottle tan
Yeah in the mirror he sees himself
Turning into something else

Where are his eyes?
Where are his eyes?
Something's got to give
Where are his eyes?
Where are his eyes?
Something's got to give
Where are his eyes?
Where are his eyes?
Something's got to give

Whoa yeah!
He was a lot like you
You better think about it baby
Woah yeah!
He was a lot like you
He's Amino Man