Keep Your Skirts Down, Mary Ann

BM: Mary Ann, Mary Ann!

AS: Yes?

BM: I'm ashamed your name's McCann

AS: What's the matter, mama dear?

BM: Mary Ann, come over here!

BM: Take it back, the dress you bought

AS: Don't cha know they wear 'em short?

BM: You'll get pinched if you get caught

AS: Well, what do ya want from me?

BM: Keep your skirts down!

AS: Ahhh

BM: Keep your skirts down!

AS: Gee

BM: Keep your skirts down, Mary Ann!
AS: Ah, applesauce!

Gee, I have a lovely dimple on my knee!

BM: Don't I know it!

But it wasn't put there for the world to see

BM: Keep your skirts down!

AS: What d'ya mean, down?

BM: You know what I mean

When you sit down, if you can

You would make any man in town a nervous wreck

AS: Why!?

BM: Remember you can wear your beads around your neck

Keep your skirts down!

Keep your skirts down!

AS: They're going up!

BM: Well keep 'em down, Mary Ann!

BM: Mary Ann, Mary Ann

AS: Yes?

BM: Girl, you'll never get a man

AS: Oh, I'll grab one, never fear

BM: Mary Ann, just listen here

Men like the old-fashioned kind

AS: Mama, dear, you're way behind

BM: Sure, you'll make them lose their minds!

AS: Oh, what am I gonna do?

BM: Keep your skirts down!

AS: Ahhh

BM: Keep them way down!

AS: Gee whiz!

BM: Keep your skirts down, Mary Ann!

AS: You make me tired!

I might catch a fellow with my stockin's rolled

BM: All that you will ever catch will be a cold!

BM: Keep your skirts down!

AS: Ah, what d'ya mean, down?

BM: Keep 'em down when you sit down, if you can

AS: Nowadays you must dress like this to win a lad

BM: Mmmm, but I didn't do it, and I won your dad

AS: Well, he was no bargain!

BM: Don't get fresh

Keep your skirts down!

AS: They're going up!

BM: Well keep 'em down, Mary Ann!