It’s Trump

(Hi, Donald Trump here)
(One of the great sleazebags of our time)
(I'm very highly educated)
(I have the best words)
(I have so many websites, I have them all over the place)
(I've done an amazing job)
(I'm really rich)
(Believe me)

I know that you feel scared inside
And terror's got you terrified
Unfairly characterized and not sure where to hide
Pacific, Atlantic, maritime, c'mon and share the pride
In a national Americide

Feeling like the end is close
Exceed the recommended dose
Let him hold you, in his warm and loving tentacles
His breath doesn't smell like shit at all!
No!
His breath doesn't smell like he's been chewing shit at all!

You can see it in his shark eyes
Like some part inside us died
So c'mon!
And join us on the dark side
Sing a cheer and pour another
Secure the borders and ignore each other
Tiny handed, orange colored dump
It's Trump!

Who could kill em' all? (Trump!)
Who could build a wall? (Trump!)
Who has no chill at all? (Trump!)
Who gives zero fucks? (Trump!)
Who's no hero, but
At our worst he mirrors us (Trump!)

With his wife positioned naturally
Holding her contractually
Apply some Vaseline
When you're experiencing atrophy
They go home, undress
And have normal human sex
Yes!
Contractually the greatest human sex

He must be really smart
To sound so fucking dumb
I mean really fucking dumb
And now he speaks for everyone
At last there's a ruler
Who knows facts are for losers
They've hacked our computers
Detached and confused us

We'll have a laugh after this
His happy haphazardness
Building more activists
After all we asked for it
So have a drink and pour another
Secure the borders and ignore each other
Foreign funded, orange colored dump
It's Trump!

Who could kill em' all? (Trump!)
Who could build a wall? (Trump!)
Who has no chill at all? (Trump!)
Who gives zero fucks? (Trump!)
Who's no hero, but
At our worst he mirrors us (Trump!)

Not from your average cookie pattern
Shaking hands and pussy grabbing
Although their smiles seem evil
They are not reptile people
I repeat although their smiles seem evil
They are not reptile people

You can't spell un-presidential
Without presidential
So let's knock around this country like it's a rental
Sing a cheer and pour another
Secure the borders and ignore each other
Tiny handed, foreign funded
Insecure and over budget
Braggadocios, orange colored dump
It's Trump!

(Trump Steaks™ are by far the best tasting, most flavorful beef you've ever had)