Epic Doom
A ha ha ha ha
Welcome to the show
This is what you came to see
A man that's lost all self control
You will not believe your eyes
And for the small price of admission
You will see a human being
On the brink of self destruction
Look at how he's falling apart
At the seams
This is a man who has forsaken
All of his dreams
You can never be like him
You have friends family and dignity
Have you taken all of this in?
Such a freak of society
You can never be like him
You have friends family and dignity
Have you taken all of this in?
Such a freak of society
Roll up, roll up
It's time to get your money out
A ha ha ha ha
It's time to leave the show
You've had more than you bargained for
Now it's time for you to go
There are many lessons here
And I'm sure you'll all ignore them well
I'm only selling entertainment
Sympathy is on the shelf