Playing Minecraft
[Hook]
Buildin', minin', gold and those diamonds
Fixing and changing, always rearranging
Growin', stackin', constant remappin'
It's the problem we all have, playing Minecraft
[Verse 1]
Choppin' down trees and picking up sticks
Got my axe and my shovel and I'm breaking up bricks
Little tricks I try, stack the blocks up high
I got all kinds of awesome floatin' up in the sky
Mom gives me shit, says I need some sun
But I ain't goin outside 'til this house is done
I be buildin' like a power tool
You like my swimming pool?
I be constructin' and destructin' like a ninja, fool
All blocked out like an 8-bit pimp
I got some sheep, got some cows, and I got some pigs
Buildin' like a maniac, there ain't no fakin'
When I need to eat, I'm straight makin' bacon
With the piggies that be walkin' all around my yard
Walk around like Jesus, I don't need no car
Old Mother Hubbard, she lived in a shoe
Well, fuck that shit, I got a mansion, dude
[Hook]
Buildin', minin', gold and those diamonds
Fixing and changing, always rearranging
Growin', stackin', constant remappin'
It's the problem we all have, playing Minecraft
[Verse 2]
I need to find a girlfriend right quick
But the Minecraft girls have blocks for tits
I don't discriminate, I built this town
But the party don't start until the sun goes down
There's a zombie (what?)
Hey, get off me
Beat him with a stick, I wish I had a shotty
Gettin' naughty with the girls, and we ain't stoppin'
Don't bother knockin' if the blocks are rockin'
I be plantin' new trees 'til my fingers are numb
Growin' mad weed, call me Dr. Green Thumb
So come and get some, I built the Miracle Mile
And when I'm makin' new stuff, I always do it with style
Minin' for gold, always pickin' up loot
My town looks boss from an overhead view
You can join too, let's build some shits
Livin' in the land of 3D 8-bit
[Hook]
Buildin', minin', gold and those diamonds
Fixing and changing, always rearranging
Growin', stackin', constant remappin'
It's the problem we all have, playing Minecraft
[Verse 3]
Playin' Minecraft makes me laugh
I'll toss your ass off the roof and now you're taking a bath
I built a path, that leads to nothing at all
I built a tower like a penis, 100 feet tall
TNT, I'm super dynamite
But Creepers try to creep and that's alright
I be bringin' the fight with crafty little tricks
Put an axe in your dome and straight beat you with sticks
Better than NASA, I'm an engineer pro
Dance all crunk like a drunken LEGO
Drinkin' hella Mountain Dew so I can stay up late
And harvest some rocks so I can build me a gate
But wait, I need a break, I be wastin' my day
Straight wastin' away, 'cause I continue to play
And they say this game is beyond addictive
And they're damn right, I gotta get my fix in
[Hook]
Buildin', minin', gold and those diamonds
Fixing and changing, always rearranging
Growin', stackin', constant remappin'
It's the problem we all have, playing Minecraft
[Outro]
Playing Minecraft (4x)