The Robot

I lived all alone in my furnished room
And looked for a friend to break away the gloom
When a man offered me a kind of human machine
It was the best I'd ever seen

My friends were afraid for that man of steel
I said don't you worry his love is real
He's sweet, he's nice, he's never sad
He's the best I've ever had
He's the best I've ever had

The robot, the robot, I love that lovely robot
He walks and talks and wheels and deals
He is the best there is, the robot

The robot
To move and groove
Romance and dance
He can even kiss

Your humble servant
Your robot is speaking whatever you wish
I'll obey

The robot, the robot

My friend of steel has a heart of gold
More than that he will never grow old
Atomic batteries will keep him fine
He is the best and he is mine

We went to a party the other night
It sure was fun with that man by my side
He wiggled and he danced like a disco-star
You are the best, that's what you are

The robot, the robot
I love that lovely robot